Meme, Schmeme...

Not normally, but when uninspired...

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? White, but I DO have garden plates with parrots on them, so there!!

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? "The Heretic" & International Finance

3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? mouse

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary (the best game for spasmodics like myself)

5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Can't say I ever met a smell I couldn't tolerate. But what about those people who haven't taken a shower for a while, been drinking non-stop, and peed a bit in their pants... yea, no so much on that smell.

6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING? "How much longer can I stay here??""

7. FAVORITE COLOR: purple or pistachio

8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: black - not really a color unto itself but a lack thereof

9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? whatever, I screen

10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Fetus Maximus

11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Ack - raspberry or pomegranate

12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Just how fast are we talkin' about here??

13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? real only, please

14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS? immensely

15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? '64 VW bug, red with white vinyl interior, no A/C (in Texas)... Hot, Baby, Hot!!!

16. FAVORITE SONG TO SING OUT LOUD? Hall & Oates - "You Make My Dreams Come True" or that song from the circus tha tthey play on the calliope

17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? for the birds

18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? cetacean researcher/trainer

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR WHAT WOULD IT BE? red, red, red

20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?stupid optimist questions...

21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? tie - "Dangerous Liaisons" or "Dances with Wolves"

22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR HANDS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? hardly

23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? ghost turds; supports for the waterbed; and a pathetic, beaten down bogey-man or two

24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 68 - no comment

25. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? TV - American football, live - rugby, ice hockey

26. BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN? this f*****ing Master's degree

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30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG? die meat-etaers!!!! die, die, die

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Birthday season

32. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? Taiwan was pretty cool, but I was to young to appreciate it

33. BEST FEATURE ON YOU? some say eyes, I like my big ol' brain, but boobs are definitely right up there

34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD? Whataburger (I know...hypocrite)

35. YOUR BIRTH NAME? if I tell you I have to kill you